NO SENSE OF MYANMAR?

One of my friends told me last night that my blog has no sense of Myanmar. As much as I want to write about Myanmar, I dont want to get implicated with political issues.

YES, I AM A COWARD AND I STILL WANT TO GO BACK TO MYANMAR, NOT TO INN SEIN JAIL. GET THAT??

So my coward ass and my self-possessed monster inside me decided to stick to write a blog about the fun things for self entertaining purpose.

But I still want to announce the whole wild world proudly about my race, rakhine or arkanese. I am proud to be an arkanese , rakhine tha ma. That is the heritage that I want to pass down till many of my generation. In my opinion, it is very important for a race to keep the heritage and the culture active and alive . I strongly discourage people to have cross racial or cultural marriage. I am not trying to be a racist here for god sake. Anyway, I better stop my rubbish.


here is my favorite arkanese singer 'Win Ko Khine' singing at National Day.

LONG LAST ARKAN!!

READY TO LAUGH?

It has been a few days since I posted my last entry. Thanks for the inquiries and mails asking for a new post. I was wondering who's gonna read my shitty blog. But more than one fifth of the world is full of netting idiots, i forgot. So I wont worry in the future. Anyway, thank you ( yes, m telling u, u dumbass) for viewing my blog and for all the mails coming in.

Have anyone ever heard of a ventroloquist ( I mean, mm ppl). Well, it's almost the same as yote thay and the only difference is the person who handles the toys have to speak out in a different tone ( like a different person) without opening his mouth. That does need an extreme talent cuz one has to create a very normal voice in a very small space of his mouth. He cant show the audience that he is speaking or singing. So it is a much more difficult thing to do than mm yote thay.

They are almost out of the mainstream once in the early 90s(correct me if I'm wrong). And this very talented amazing ventriloquist, Jeff Dunham brought it back to the main stream. He is one of the most amazing comedian I ve ever seen. I love almost all of his characters like Jose, peanut, Walter, and sweet daddy D. Below is my most favorite video clips that I always watch when I am feeling down.

If you are not laughing watching at it, the possibilities are
1. you dont know English at all
2. you have no sense of humor (pathetic, i ll say)
3. you are such a dumb ass ( pleas go and bang ur head to the wall)


Jeff and Peanut






Jeff and Sweet Daddy D



Jeff, Peanut and Jose


The last one will be his masterpiece in my opinion. Provided that he is talking alone with 3 different voices, he did an amazing job. Love u and ur stick, Jose. haha.

BELLY DANCING!! YAYYYYYYYYYY!!

I love belly dancing althou I am not gifted with any kind of dance move. Seriously, whenever I tried to dance with shakira "ojos asi', I end up with tummy ache because my tummy is full of effing shit inside. I really admire people who can dance. Dancing beautifully is something that I have to live without.

I was surfing the net as usual in the evening, and I, by luck, found this amazing belly dancer 'Sadie'. God gives her a nice butt to move. And to my surprise, her body is not one of those perfect slim body and a bit of belly fat makes her move even more exotic. IT IS FAT THAT MAKES HER DANCE BEAUTIFUL!! DAMN IT!! Not muscles cuz six pics muscle could not freaking move. I can imagine people will bleed to death once I start belly dancing since I have a lot more fat than her. LOLLLLLLLL!!!!

Anyway, check the vid vid and enjoy!!




Cool huh????? Oh I so love it. But hold on cuz I have one big surprise for you. Ever heard of male belly dancer? And guess what? He dances even more better than female belly dancers. Yes, he is god damn homo. of cuz. What are you expecting from a male belly dancer? But it is really entertaining to see him dancing. I was shocked (not in a bad way) and laugh my ass off watching this.

BROKEBACK HOT STEAMY KISS SCENE

In rememberence of Heath Ledger, I post this hot steamy kissing scene from brokeback mountain. Everytime I watch this movie, I cry. Now there is one more reason to have a good cry watching it cuz he is not with us anymore. This is the most romantic movie I have ever seen in my life. I usually cried for my sweet darling, Jake. It is now time for me to cry for Heath. RIP Heath. Wait for me there to be one of my 500 angels in heaven.



LOVE U JAKE. R.I.P HEATH.

ROLL IT

This is my kinda song. I am so into this song at the moment that I repeat it every 5mins and listen at least 30 times a day.

Shontell ( who?), Rihhana, J status : Roll it. It rules. It is soooooooooooooo good to dance. The dancers are really good, I ll say. White girls have to kneel down and pay respect when black girls start to dance. It needs an attitude, a thick nice body and a big booty to dance like this.

INTRODUCTION !!!

SELF INTRODUCTION


IF I HAVE TO DESCRIBE MYSELF WITH ONLY ONE WORD: SELFISH

BAD STUFFS: SELF-CONSCIOUS, STUBBORN, INSANE, BITCHY, HOSTILE, NOSEY, LOUD MOUTH, NERDY, SARCASTIC, EGOISTIC, NARCISSISTIC, SELF-INDULGENT, MERCILESS (not always thou), LAME JOKER (sometimes), UGLY 6 DAYS A WEEK,


GOOD STUFFS: ummmmmmmmmmmm, HONEST(limited capacity), BUBBLY, CHEERFUL (in a good mood), FUNNY, HILARIOUS at times, A GOOD JOKE CRACKER, KIND(Terms and condition applied), PRETTY FOR ONCE A WEEK

OTHER STUFFS:

I hate mondays and sundays(cuz next day will be Monday).

The higher I go up, the more I want to jump down.

The more U run after me, the more I want to run away from u.

The more U treat me well, the more I become suspicious of u.

The sweeter u talk, the more I scared of u.

My trust for people is put together with tooth picks and match sticks.

I want to take off my clothes and show u how many wounds I have in my back from backstabbing.

I only think till tomorrow lunch. Thinking too much will make your hair goes grey. :P

Sometimes, I tend to think with my butt. ha ha........

I have a wrong common sense. So If I think I should go to left, I turn right.

I have a brain in my chest and a heart in my head. :P That makes whatever I do, wrong.


When I am sick, I drink more, I eat more and I party more cuz in case I die, I don't have to regret dying without doing what I want to do.

I am too good at pretending to be hot. :D

I like to draw a little bit of attention like every other girls cuz I am not abnormal.

I am an engineering assistant and still learning what is the difference between spanner, plyer and screw driver.

Sometimes, I am too honest that I become a dumbass.