လြမ္းလို.

ျမန္မာလိုမေရးျဖစ္တာ ၾကာျပီ။ ပ်င္းလြန္းလို. ေရးရမွာ။ ဒီေန.ေတာ့ေရးလိုက္ပါအုံးမယ္။ အားယားေနတယ္လို.ေတာ့မထင္လိုက္နဲ.။ လုပ္စရာေတြမွ ပံုလို.။ မလုပ္ခ်င္လို. မလုပ္တာ။ deadline နားမကပ္ေသးလို. မလုပ္ခ်င္ေသးတာ။ အနားကပ္မွ အရူးမီး၀ိုင္း အရပ္ကူပါ လူ၀ိုင္းပါနဲ. ဖုတ္ပူမီးတိုက္ လုပ္ရတာ အက်င့္ျဖစ္ေနျပီ။ ေနာက္တခုက ရခိုင္ျပည္နယ္ေန. မို.လို.။ ရခိုင္လိုေရးခ်င္ပါတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြ ေတာ္ေတာ္မ်ားမ်ားက ဗမာေတြမ်ားလို. အားလံုးဖတ္လို. ရေအာင္ေရးလိုက္တာ။

အေၾကာင္းအရာ ကေတာ့ စစ္ေတြကို လြမ္းတယ္ဆိုတာပဲ။ ေျမာက္ဦးကို ျပန္သြားခ်င္တယ္။ ေမာင္ေတာက အမ်ိဳးေတြနဲ.ေတြ.ခ်င္တယ္။ ေက်ာက္ျဖဴကိုလည္း တေခါက္သြားခ်င္ေသးတယ္။ ေက်ာက္ေတာ္က မဟာျမတ္မုနိ ဘုရားကို ဖူးခ်င္တယ္။ စစ္ေတြ ေျမာက္ဦး ကားလမ္း ေပါက္ကတည္းက တခါမွမေရာက္ျဖစ္တဲ့ ပု႑ားက်ြန္းကိုလည္း ကားနဲ.သြားခ်င္တယ္။ တခါမွေရာက္ဖူးေသးတဲ့ ဆံေတာ္ရွင္ ဘုရားကိုလည္း ဖူးခ်င္တယ္။ ပိြဳင့္ကို သြားခ်င္တယ္။ လမ္းထိပ္က မုန္.တီဆို္င္မွာ စားခ်င္တယ္။ ရွု ခင္းသာလမ္းမွာလည္း ထိုင္ခ်င္တယ္။ လိွုင္းလံုးၾကီးေတြကို သတိရတယ္။ အိမ္နားက အရက္ဆိုင္မွာေရာင္းတဲ့ ဝက္ေခါင္းသုပ္လည္း စားခ်င္တယ္။ စစ္ေတြဟိုတယ္နားက ထန္းေတာထဲက ထန္းေရခ်ိဳနဲ. ငါးေျခာက္သုပ္ကိုလြမ္းတယ္။ ေအာင္ေက်ာ္ေခါက္ဆဲြဆိုင္က ဆီခ်က္ေခါက္ဆဲြကိုလြမ္းတယ္။ ၾကယ္နီေရခဲေခ်င္းကို လြမ္းတယ္။ အထက ၄ ေက်င္းၾကီးကိုလြမ္းတယ္။ ျပီးေတာ့............................

အခုလို အဆိပ္အေတာက္ေတြ၊ မေတ်နပ္မွူေတြ၊ လိုခ်င္ေလာဘေတြ၊ မာန္မာနေတြ၊ ဂုဏ္ျဒပ္ေတြ၊ ပကာသနေတြ၊ အမုန္းတရားေတြ၊ မနာလိုမွူေတြ၊ နာက်င္ခါးသီးမွုေတြ ကိုဘာမွမသိေသးတဲ့

ျဖဴစင္ရိုးသားတဲ့ စိတ္ဓါတ္တခုကိုလည္း လြမ္းတယ္။

Top 5 anime guys that i want to marry!!

Yes, I am crazy. Yes, I am a huge fan of anime. Nope, I dont watch all animes. Yes, I only watch the best. :D I know, I know. Call me crazy. As if I care!! So here we go. There is my list of top 5 anime guys that I want to marry.

1. Khuchiki Byakuya (Bleach)

I feel like screaming whenever I see him. I just cant resist not to fall in love with him. He is just the coolest. Yes, he is a divorcee but who cares. And he might be falling in love with Rukia. But I am going to beat the shit out of her and her hakuren, and going to win byakuya's heart. I love him most when he use his bankai plus his flash steps. jajajajaja.





















Kuchiki Byakuya (Captain of 6th squad, the most famous shinigami in soul society).

2. Kurun Kaname ( Vampire Knights)

This pure blood vampire is irresistably handsome and is the most powerful one among all of his kinds. Isnt that cool? You can take my blood any time you like, darling kaname. I am sure my blood will be as sweet as Yuki's one.

Kurun Kaname, pure blood vampire

3. Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)

He doesnt need to use both of his eyes to seduce me. Even when he is not using his sharingan, I am alrealdy falling for him. Just keep that eye off Kakashi, cuz I might get fainted if I see your sharigan.













Leader of Team 7 (naruto, sasuke and sakura) Nick Name (Copy Ninja Kakashi)
Here is his sharigan's closed up shot. Dont fall for his sharingan ya all. It's already mine. :D

4. Sosuke Aizen (Bleach)

Hmm, I dont really know why I fall for him. But you know I love bad boy. :) He is the worst of all and I love his thurst for power and his ability which shake the world of death gods. I dont like his former self as a good Captain aizen thou. I like the badass one. hehe... he can wow me when he transformed himself after coming to Heuco mundo. He can backstab me as he likes, I ll still forgive him. :D




Sosuke Aizen ( Former 5th squad Captain, king of Hueco Mundo)

5. Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)

Tell me that I am a pedophile. I know he only is 15 when he started and now about 17. And he is still in high school. But when he fully use his bankai that is the robe, the sword plus his half hollow mask, I just melt. I dont care who he is falling for. Inoue or Rukia or Nel. He is going to be mine. Show me your bankai, sweet heart. :D



Kurosaki Ichigo (Substitute Shinigami)

I was laughing all the way writing this post. I am one true crazy soul indeed. Geez, how old I am to wirte this kind of thing huh???? But hey, who cares?? Well.. have a great day ya all. This is a fun day for me.

You can hate me now

So I come back with a new layout , " Twisted and Torn' babe, if u want to know the layout name... jajajaja.. Just go perfect with my taste combining red and black beautifully.

As I said, for me to come out with a blog post, there must be some inspiration that force me to move my hand on the key board. And usually, after writing, I dont even bother to watch whether people are reading my blog or not. Cuz I know they wont. There are countless websites and porpular blogs to read. Why would they waste time on my blog??? Yeah, but I write it to fullfill my own satisfication of expressing myself and throwing things out of my system. I feel happy and calm after writing a blog post. I have told the whole word, I have given the message that I want them to know. That's enough and that works for me. I write posts that will make my sister happy, make my friends happy, and make my bf happy. Cuz if they are happy, I am happy too. ok ok.. i ll stop being cheesy. let's get down to the real business here.

I want to have a good start with a wonderful new post celebrating the rebirth of my blog. I accidentally found this video. I want to dedicate this video to my chit thaw NAY CHI. OK.. actually the girl in the video represents me, I guess. She is doing the same thing that I do everyday. lol and its fun to watch her.



TONYA TKO is her name. :) I love her and her attitude. You can find lots of her videos in youtube. She has her own website too.

http://www.TonyaTko.com

Make sure you check her out. :) .. And the song is called 'You can hate me now' by Nas featuring Puff daddy.

TERRIBLE

Mode; Knocked down
Situation; Disaster
Weather; Gloomy
Root cause; geez, its my fault
path forward; awaiting verdict
Impact; a broken heart
Level of importance; 5/5
Expectation; to go thru this with minimum punishment
possibility of achieving expectation; 10%
Promise; I ll learn my lesson, definitely
Action to be taken; To go and pray at the kwan yin temple in bugis for good luck

Damn it. It is just terrible. :(

The Force of Emptiness!!

I received a forward email from my collegue and it is the most amazing gift I have for this month. I heart the message it carries. The title of the powerpoint slides is 'Let Go'. The cocept is called 'The Priciple of Emptiness' by Joseph Newton and what a wonderful and inspirational message he has for the world.


I had a habit , a bad habit I would say, which is to keep every small little things that I used and never throw away. And all the old clothes, old utensils, and other unnecessary things are piling up all over my room. I was fine having them till the day I move to another house. It was a chaos to sort out the items, to pack them and to place them in order, inside my small room of the new house.

Aside from materials, not to forget all those hatred, sadness and all sort of emotions inside of me that I never let it go, for people who I was with for the past years. I still clearly remember who hurt me, who broke my heart, who lied to me and who betrayed me, and I have kept the hatred for them sealed inside me for years that my heart has only left with a little space for love. And I am ready to let them go and I will love as though I have never been hurt before. :)

So Think!!

Have you got the habit of hoarding useless objects, thinking that one day, who knows when, you may need them??

Have you got the habit of storing clothes, shoes, utensils, funitures and other home supplies that you havent used for sometime?

And inside yourself????? Have you got the habit to keep the reproaches, resentment, sadness, fear and more????

Dont do it. You are going against your properity.

It is necessary to make room , to leave an empty space in order to allow new things in your life.

It is necessary that you get rid of all the useless things that are in you and in your life in order to welcome the properity to arrive.

As long as you are, materially or emotionally, holding old and useless feelings, you wont have rooms for new oppotunities.

Clean your drawer, the wardrobe, the storeroom, the garage and give away what you dont use any longer.

The attitude of keeping a heap of useless stuff ties your life down.

Its not the objects that you keep that stagnate your life, its rather the attitude of keeping.

When we keep in store, we consider the possiblity of wanting, of penury. We believe that tomorrow it may lack and we wont be able to fullfill those necessaties.

With that idea, you are sending two messages to your brain and to your life.

That you dont trust tomorrow.

And you think that the new and the better are not for you.

Forget the past and live like there is no tmorrow. But if there is a tomorrow, believe that it will only bring better things for you.

Dance as though no one is watching you.
Love as though you have never been hurt before.
Sing as though no one can hear you.
Live as though heaven is on earth.

May the prosperity enter you and your life.

Inspiration, Inspiration and Inspiration!! I am in love with it.

Beauty and me!!!

I got a new hair do two days ago and I took some photos and happily send it over to my boy friend,
and he replied me, something like this;

'I know you are not a pretty girl,
but you don't have to show people how can you look so ugly ( I did wear some make up, eye liner and lip stick which, in his opinion, doesn't suit me really well)

I am not shocked, I am not surprised cuz I know how I look. And I ve been receiving so many negative comments from people these days that I feel too numb to get hurt.

I was brought up in a place where people are crazy for fair skin. And there was always discrimination against the dark skin color girls. Even my mom was a bit embarrassed to introduce me, being the darkest one among siblings and other cousins, to others. She was like ' this is my daughter, I don't know how come she is so dark among all' and so on. Looking back, I was such a coy girl who was afraid to go out. I feel like I was an outcast of this huge family. The more I grew up, the more I felt inferior and insecure looking at myself and I started to wear like a guy thinking that it might be more suitable for me to dress up like a guy rather than a girl. I think the reason I was trying hard to get the top of the class was simply because I wanted my momma to be proud of me at least being a smart girl if she couldn't be proud for not having a beautiful girl. I was an ugly duckling. After I hit puberty, I looked worse, ha ha. I become a bit rowdy like a guy sometimes or else I would just sit in a corner like a loner and keep quiet. I felt more confident when I dressed up like a guy. I hated myself so much for being ugly and being considered as ugly.

I completely transformed myself to a tom boy when I moved to Yangon after high school. I always wore man sandal, big pants, and T shirt. I think I can pull off a guy's look pretty well cuz all the guys started to call me 'bro' and you know, I was proud of that. Once I wear a skirt, that is when all my confidence gone with the wind. I feel so insecure, so shy and so uncomfortable in girl's wear. After I came to Singapore, I think all my classmates would remember me as a fierce looking, tomboyish girl who never smile. But I am proud to say that my sense of humor never disappear since young. I was always the one who made the house hold laugh, who still can joke even when I fall sick and almost fainted. Anyway, for that reason, I have a group of good friends in my poly years I believe.

I started to transform since my early third year poly. I started to wear a bit versatile dress and wanted to look good. Looking back, I see myself as a pathetic little girl who was trying so hard to look sophisticated at that moment. I started to try out a bit more revealing outfit and such. Still I was a complete tom boy in my mind and struggling with my insecurity really hard.

That was until one day, I saw a girl, who was on the wheel chair. I still remembered that she was wearing pink color dress. Her legs were sort of like, paralyzed and she was wearing a beautiful black shoe with a pink color ribbon. Her face was full of make up and wearing lipstick and was smiling brightly. I was looking at her and overheard when she said something to her mom; I feel beautiful today. IAnd I come to realize a bit that It is not all about whether you look beautiful or ugly. Its all how you feel of yourself that is, in my translation, to care for yourself more and not to underestimate ownself. Forget about those people who said you don't look good. Ignore those eyes which seems to laugh at you when you wear something. Sometimes, you are thinking they might think that you don't look good. And guess what, its wrong. You wont be inside their mind for more than a split second.

Since then, I started to notice girls around me. I saw a very dark girl wearing tank top and tight jean exposing all the fats from tummy and I think she looked cool, the reason being the way she carried herself was cool. And I found that I always compared myself to fair and slim Chinese girls younger than my age and feel depressed. I regret that my younger age was wasted without noticing such things. And I decided to bring up my confidence level and changed myself to feel good and that day, I bought my first miniskirt. :)

I found its not possible for every girls to be as perfect as they want to be. I started analyzing my body and listed down my good features and I realized that I look not that bad.

1. My skin is brown but at least, it is smooth and healthy looking.
2. My body is not out of shape and a little of fat in the tummy is unavoidable for every girls so I am fine with that.
3. I have awesome boobs.
4. My eyes are beautiful although I have big eye bags.
5. My nose looks Ok, at least I don't have a damn flat nose.
6. Although I am not tall, I m not a dwarf. he he... just being optimistic.
7. I don't have beautiful legs but they look OK when I wear the miniskirt.
8. Although my lips looks a bit dark colored, I think they are attractive.
9. I am healthy, no major illness and I am not disabled and this is freaking reason I should be so happy with.

A mere comment from somebody can affect how I think of myself?? No, it wont. If I take it very seriously and think too much, definitely I ll get hurt. I will wear make up when I feel like wearing it. Do people vomit when they see you?? do they faint?? NO?? then you are fine.

Bear it in mind that people don't care about ur death as much as their headache. Don't always think that they are laughing at you because you wear something different. Tomorrow, wear something different, something colorful and something edgy and have fun.

Now ask me again whether I feel good about myself ; I really do feel good in my own skin. Do I need a surgery to look better than I am now? Why do I need it when I am already beautiful?? I believe today I look better than yesterday and tomorrow, I will look better than today.

Stay cool and smile always,
Khine

A Comeback!!

Back again with lots of things to throw out of my system to my blog. :)

I did have a make over yesterday. I did look good I believe. But was I happy? No, I m still down.

Well. that's not the point.

I did my hair and I shopped a while yesterday like I decided the other day. But guess what, I didn't do any of my to-do list. hehe... Anyway, after straighten my hair and get it done like 4 hours, I feel quite good about my hair. Thanks to my girl, nay chi for waiting by my side all day. Just as I thought my day was going smooth, new problem came in. I was so numb to even shock at it. I didn't feel like telling anybody and I didn't. I feel so far from everybody. My sister was lying on same bed and my mom called me up, I told her that I was fine but I feel so lonely and so far apart from everybody. I feel like its best for me to shut myself down from public. I just want to swallow up all the emotions, all the pain and problems by myself. I am glad that nay chi was around to cheer me up with her problems. :D I mean, she shared with me her problems and that makes me feel that I am not alone facing it all by my self.

I am sorry but I hate to share my problems with my loved ones.

Well anyway, did I look gorgeous, HELL YES I DID. I was rocking the new hair which looked not much different from the previous hair style. No no no,, I am not being sarcastic. But a bit exaggerated. hehe.. I m sure I do look better with this hair so me just happy happy about it.

As usual , I couldn't sleep last night. I tried my best to fall asleep, but it was just too difficult. So I got up at 3am in the morning, and started to wear make up, Gothic inspired if u still cant guess it right. When I say I am wearing make up, that means using my eyeliner and red lipstick. After that I took so many crazy pics, wait wait , I ll upload it at the end of this post. And I was exhausted and fall asleep around 6am.

God must help me to get out of this shit already. But strangely I feel like I am getting used to living with the trouble so much that I even scare that I might get bored without it later. If this is a test to me, definitely I am not going to fail cuz never in my history, I fail my test ( only once while I was studying Second Year Pharmacy in Mandalay, just one, I swear). And u know what?? I don't need a retake. I am sure I ll be totally fine after this week. So don't worry for me guys, I am fine. Thanks you for ur concerns, and reading my blog and giving me comments. :)





I will die if I cant at least edit my pic a bit .So here we go.



With lov,
Khine

I M BACK!!!

I'm back bitches.. I'm back. But I hate to come back now cuz I'm not feeling good right now. I'm in deep shit. So many things happening around me, I'm like I'm in the very core of this shitty problems and these shit are all tangled up on me. Every fingers are pointing on me and I feel like I shouldnt even have brought into this world from the very beginning. I have shut myself down for a few days. More bad news coming in, more fingers pointing at me, and finally, I ve decided that I ain't gonna take it just like that. I m still clearing my thoughts on what I m going to do next. But there is one thing I ve got to do. I need a makeover. Hell, yes, I do.

I ve been in a living hell for a week now. I have not been eating well, and sleeping well. My eyebags are black as hell, and I look like a train wreck. Whenever I am in deep shit, I want to dress up, This is my way of handling the stress other than eating. My fashion sense obviously is deeply affected by goth and when I check out my wardrobe again, I only found black, red, purple and magenta. It makes me a little more depressed looking at the colors. And for the very first time in my life, I freaking feel like wearing a floral dress. I checked my bank balance. Not much left. My hand phone is out of service right now for overdue payment and I am going to settle it tomorrow. There are still some left after I settle my bill. Before all of that, I need to get a proper hair cut cuz my hair is at its worst state right now like amy winehouse's hair is busted by stray dogs. So here is my plan for tomorrow.

1. First and foremost, I gotta get a proper hair cut in which I will look like a god damn goddess just come out from the freaking heaven and super gorgeous and fabulous and glamorous. Yes, I am joking.

2. I ll do a little bit of shopping, and I want to try a more versatile and different look from what I used to wear, a bit more funky or may be a bit more classy or may be a bit more edgy. And I want to step out of my comfort zone a little bit and show off. But for sure, I ll look damn good tomorrow.

3. To settle all my problems one after another, because its not one , not two or not even three. There are a lot of things I have to do and I gotta do it quick. First my phone bill, second my Internet bill, third, to get my mails from old house from where I just moved out . Fourth, To change all the mailing address for bill. Fifth, to submit an effing Root Cause Analysis at my work. Sixth, the last but not the least, things that I dont think I can do it for the moment, I ll just let it go and I ll relaxed and chill. I wont torture my mind thinking about problems that are out of my reach.

4. I will definitely bring back my swaggering attitude, my dont-care posture to my walk and I ll be myself again. Yes, I have freaking attitude problem. Tell me you r ok with that, honey. :) haha!!

Well, that's pretty much I want to do for tomorrow. I'm gonna fly. I will look good and totally i ll make sure that I feel good too. I will not let anybody stand in my way and affect my mood tomorrow. I am excited with ecstasy now. I cant wait to be me again, I cant wait to show them off. I ll just laid-back and chill in the evening , may be having a great dinner and be a bit tipsy with my chit thaw friend. GOOD IDEA????? I am sure it is a bloody brilliant idea. I will have another blog post in the evening I guess about the experience that I encounter the whole day. Never In my life, I have to face with so many problems at the same damn time. And I m going to handle it good and have my own way. Watch me rock tomorrow people!!

Below is my fav of the moment, MIKA, grace kelly lyrics, watch and learn, alrighty??

Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?

I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
I guess I'm a little bit shy
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me without making me try?

I try to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I try a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you walk out the door!

You think I will call you back if u walk out of my door, No , I will never. So many people leaving me at the same damn time, and I thought it hurts me a lot. And now I realized they are letting go a god's gift to them, they are refusing a blessing, they are throwing away a good friend and the best person to understand them someone to be by their side when they are down. It is just their luck. It is a long entry this time. I enjoyed writing this post. Thanks.

I M IN LOVE WITH MIKA!!!

I am so deeply in love with this guy. The talent is raw and enormus. His personality, his energy, his creativity is close to the legend 'Fredie Mercury' of the QUEEN in my opinion. And he is sassy, definitely. I will have diffculity to say 'no' if u ask me whether he is gay or not. Well, Bisexuals are amazing people and most of them are smart. Hehe.. so the fact that he might be a gay doesnt really bother me. The truth is it makes him more appealing to me. Ya know, I lov gays, dont ya?

Here is MIKA performing live ( IT'S FREAKING LIVE VERSION).


I love his orange tight tshirt.
His light blue or tourquise?? pants.
And the PINK BOXER.... :)
The voice range is amazing!!! He has a voice like angle.

MIKA IS THE SEX!!!

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ငုတ္တုတ္ မိုးလင္းေတာ့မယ္ထင္ပါရဲ့။
( Online သူငယ္ခ်င္းတေယာက္ဆီက )

ငုတ္တုတ္မိုးလင္းမယ္ ထင္ရင္မွားသြားမွာေပါ့။ ဒါကေတာ့ သၾကၤန္ေနာက္ဆက္တဲြ။ အဲဒီေန. night shift ကထြက္တာဆိုေတာ့ မနက္ကတည္းက ကုလားေသ ကုလားေမာ အိပ္လိုက္တာ ညေနမွနိုးလို. ညမွ Online မွာလူေတြကို ေရလိုက္ေလာင္းတာ။ ဗြမ္း ဆိုျပီးေတာ့။ ဟီးဟီး။ ေတာ္ေတာ္မ်ားမ်ားက အလိုက္သိၾကပါတယ္။ ေရျပန္ေလာင္းၾကတယ္။ အိုးမဲေတြလိုက္သုတ္ၾကတယ္။ ေရေလာင္းေတာ့မယ္ေဟ့ ဗြမ္းဆိုတာကိုမွ ေရွာင္တယ္ေဟ့ မထိလိုက္ဘူး ဆိုတယ့္ အေကာင္ ကရွိေသးတယ္။ မုန္.လံုးေရေပၚေကၽြးတယ္ေဟ့ စားလိုက္ ဆိုေတာ့ အား ငရုတ္သီးစိမ္း ကိုက္မိလို. စပ္တယ္တဲ့။ ေပ်ာ္စရာေတာ့ေကာင္းသား။ Onlineမွာ သၾကၤန္က်ရတာ။

Onlineမွာသတ္ၾကတာ ရွိေသးတယ္။ ပါးခ်တယ္ဟဲ့ နင့္ကို ဆိုေတာ့ လက္နဲ.ကာလိုက္တယ္တဲ့ အမယ္။ သေဘာကေတာ့ မထိဘူးေပါ့။ အဲလိုနဲ. သတ္ရင္းသတ္ရင္း ေဆးရုံေရာက္သြားတာလဲ ရွိတယ္။ Onlineမွာေရလာေလာင္းၾကတဲ့ သူငယ္ခ်င္းေကာင္း ေယာင္းမေတြကိုေကာ၊ ေယာက္ဖေတြကိုေကာ ေက်းဇူးတင္ပါတယ္။ ( မီးသတ္ပိုက္နဲ. အသက္ထြက္ေအာင္ မ်က္ႏွာတည့္တည့္ကို ထိုးတယ္ဟဲ့ ဆိုတဲ့ မႏၱေလး က ေသာက္ကျမင္းမ သႏၱာ မပါ။)

မေပ်ာ္နိုင္တဲ့သၾကၤန္

သၾကၤန္ေတာင္က်ျပီ။ အသက္ၾကီးလာလို.ထင္တယ္။ အရင္တုန္းကလို စိတ္မလွုပ္ရွားေတာ့ဘူး။ ေပ်ာ္လည္းမေပ်ာ္ေတာ့ဘူး။ ေရလဲမစိုလိုက္ဘူး။ ဒီလိုနဲ. ပဲသၾကၤန္တနွစ္ျပီးသြားဦးမွာပါပဲ။ အသက္တႏွစ္ၾကီးလာတာ အဖတ္တင္တာေပါ့။ စဥ္းစားေနတာ ဒီႏွစ္ သၾကၤန္ ရန္ကုန္မွာ စည္မွစည္ပမလားလို.။ မစည္သင့္ဘူးထင္တာပဲ။ း)

ျပန္ေတာ့ျပန္ခ်င္တယ္။ အိမ္ကိုသတိရလို.။ သၾကၤန္မွာ တအားမေပ်ာ္တတ္တာ ငယ္ငယ္တည္းကပဲ။ သူမ်ားေတြ အရူးထတာပဲ ၾကည့္ေနတာ။ လည္လဲမလည္ဘူး။ ေပ်ာ္ေတာ့ေပ်ာ္တယ္။ ေရေလာင္းရတာ ျကိုက္လို.။ ငယ္ငယ္က ခြက္စုတ္နဲ. ေလာင္းရတဲ့ သၾကၤန္ကိုအလြမ္းဆံုးပဲ။ ရခိုင္မွာတုန္းကေပါ့။

မေပ်ာ္ဘူး ဆိုလို. သံေ၀ဂ ရေနတယ္ မထင္နဲ. အံုး။ အေ၀းၾကီး။ ရိပ္သာ၀င္ဖို.လည္း စိတ္ကူးမရိွပါဘူး။ ဘုရား တရားနဲ. ေ၀းေနတာ ၾကာေပါ့။ အလုပ္မရခင္တုန္းက ပဲလုပ္ျဖစ္တာ။ ရလည္းျပီးေရာ ဘယ္ေတြေ၇ာက္သြားမွန္း မသိဘူး။ စိတ္ပုတီးေတာင္ေပ်ာက္ေနတာ ၾကာေပါ့။ ဒီတရက္ ႏွစ္ရက္ မွာရုတ္တရက္ေသသြားရင္ ေသခ်ာေပါက္ ငရဲေရာက္မွာ။ အကုသိုလ္ မ်ားလြန္းလို.။ လူက ပူေလာင္ေနတာပဲ။ စိတ္ေရာ လူပါမေအးခ်မ္းဘူး။ နွစ္သစ္မွာေပ်ာ္ပါေစ လို. ဆုေတာင္းေပးတဲ့လူေတြ အားလံုးကို ေက်းဇူးတင္ပါတယ္။ မၾကာခင္ အဆင္ေျပသြားမယ္လို. ေမ်ွာ္လင့္တာပါပဲ။

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BEST APRIL FOOL JOKE!!

Today, Myanmar Embassy announced that all PR do not need to pay tax anymore effects from year 2008, April. But S pass Holders still need to pay S$40 per month and Work Permit Holders for S$20 per month.

ARE THEY HUMAN????

ဘာေျပာရမလဲ ဆိုတာစဥ္းစားတုန္းရွိေသးတယ္။ ေျပာစရာစကား ရွာမေတြ.လို.။ အရပ္ကတို.ကို ေမးပရေစ။ ဗိုက္ဆာလို. ေပါင္မုန္.ခိုးစားမိတဲ့ ကေလးေလးတေယာက္အတဇြက္ အၾကီးမားဆံုး အျပစ္ဒဏ္ကဘာျဖစ္နိုင္လဲ။

အီရန္မွာေစ်းထဲမွာ ေပါင္မုန္. ခိုးစားမိတဲ. ၈နွစ္သား ကေလးတေယာက္ကို ေပးတဲ့အျပစ္ကေတာ့ ကိုရမ္က်မ္းရဲ.အလိုအရ သူ.လက္နွစ္ဘက္လုံးကို ကားနဲ.ၾကိတ္ျပီး ျဖတ္ပစ္လိုက္ဖို.ပါ။ အဲဒီ ဓါတ္ပံုထဲမွာပါတဲ့ လူေတြကို ေသေသခ်ာခ်ာၾကည့္မိတယ္။ လူေတြမွဟုတ္ၾကေသးရဲ.လားလို.။ အဲဒီကေလးရဲ.မ်က္လုံးေတြကို က်ြန္ေတာ္ ရင္မဆိုင္ရဲဘူး။ သူ.ကို က်ြန္ေတာ္ ေတာင္းပန္ခ်င္တယ္။




သူ.ကိုရက္ရက္စက္စက္လုပ္ခဲ့ၾကတဲ့ လူေတြရဲ.ကိုယ္စား သူ.ကို က်ြန္ေတာ္ေတာင္းပန္ခ်င္တယ္။

ရပ္ၾကည္.ရုံၾကည္.ခဲ့ၾကျပီး ဘာမွ၀င္မေျပာခဲ့ၾကတ့ဲ လူေတြရဲ.ကိုယ္စား က်ြန္ေတာ္ေတာင္းပန္ခ်င္တယ္။

ခြင္.လႊတ္ျခင္းထက္ အျပစ္ေပးျခင္းကို အေလးေပးတဲ့ ဘာသာတရား တခုရဲ.ကိုယ္စား က်ြန္ေတာ္ ေတာင္းပန္ခ်င္တယ္။

ဘာသာတရားကို ခုတံုးလုပ္ျပီး လုပ္ခ်င္ရာလုပ္ခဲ့ၾကတဲ့ လူတစုကို မတားဆီးနိုင္ခဲ့တဲ့ ဥပေဒရဲ.ကိုယ္စား သူ.ကို က်ြန္ေတာ္ေတာင္းပန္ခ်င္တယ္။

ျဖစ္ျပီးသြားမွ ၾကည့္သနားရုံကလဲြျပီး ဘာမွလုပ္မေပးန္ိုင္ေတာ့တဲ့ လူေတြကိုယ္စားသူ.ကို က်ြန္ေတာ္ ေတာင္းပန္ခ်င္တယ္။

မလွတဲ့ ဘ၀တခုကို ဖန္တီးေပးခဲ့တဲ့ ကံတရားရဲ.ကိုယ္စားသူ.ကို က်ြန္ေတာ္ ေတာင္းပန္ခ်င္တယ္။

ဘ၀တခုကို မျမွင္.တင္ေပးန္ုိင္ရင္ေနပါေစ။ ဆဲြေတာ့မခ်ခ်င္ပါဘူး။ ဗုဒၵဘာသာျဖစ္ရတာ အရမ္းကို ကံေကာင္းတယ္လို.ခံစားရတယ္။ ကိုယ့္ဘာသာတရားကို ကိုယ္တန္ဖိုးထားတတ္ပါေစ။

မေရးတာၾကာျပီ။ ဒီတခါ မေရးျဖစ္တာကက်ေတာ့ internet bill မေဆာင္လို. service အျဖတ္ခံလ ိုက္ရလို.။ ့ဟီးဟီး။

ရွားရွားပါးပါး high school ကသူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြနဲ. ျပန္ဆံုျဖစ္တယ္။ စစ္ေတြကို ျပန္ေရာက္သြားသလို ခံစားရတယ္။ ေရၿအင္းေလးတခုလံုး ေသာက္ေသာက္ရိုက္သြားေအာင္ ေျပာၾကတာ စကားက။ ေျပာစရာေတြကလည္း မကုန္နိုင္ဘူး။ စားေသာက္ျပီးေတာ့ ဒူးရင္းသီး နားသြား merlion နားမွာ ဓါတ္ပံုေတြ ရိုက္ၾကတာေပါ့။ အမွတ္တရပါပဲ။

ညဘက္ hand phone နဲ.ရိုက္တာဆိုေတာ့ photo quality ကမေကာင္းဘူး။ က်ြန္ေတာ္တို.လို ၀ါးေလလွေလ အဖဲြ.နဲ.ကေတာ့ အကိုက္ေပါ့။

စိုင္းထီးဆိုင္ သို.မဟုတ္ a legend

မေရးျဖစ္တာၾကာျပီ။ ပ်င္းေနတာလည္းပါတယ္။ မအားတာလည္းပါတယ္။ အားေနရင္ ပ်င္းျပီးမလုပ္ခ်င္ဘူး။ အလုပ္မ်ားရင္ေတာ့ စိတ္ကေရာက္တယ္။ ဟီးဟီး။

ေရးစရာရွာမရတာလည္းပါတယ္။ က်ြန္ေတာ္က တကယ္စိတ္ထဲက မေနနိုင္ မထိုင္နိုင္ျဖစ္ေတာ့မွ ေရးခ်င္တာ။ အားတိုင္းယားတို္င္း လြယ္လြယ္နဲ.ေရးခ်င္တာ မဟုတ္ဘူး။ စိုင္းထီးဆိုင္ ဆံုးျပီလို.ၾကားကတည္းက ေရးခ်င္တာ။ နွေျမာလို.ပါ။ အနုပညာေလာကမွာ ဒီလို လူမ်ိူးတေယာက္ ေနာက္ထပ္ ေပၚလာဖို.ဆိုတာ ေတာ္ေတာ္မလြယ္တဲ့ ကိစၤပါ။ ရိုးရိုးသားသား နာမည္ပ်က္မရွိပဲနဲ. တသက္လံုး ဂုဏ္သိခၡာရွိရွိေနသြားနိုင္ခဲ့တာ လြယ္တာမဟုတ္ဘူး။ လူေသေပမဲ့ နာမည္ေသသြားမွာေတာ့ မဟုတ္ပါဘူး။

စိုင္းထီးဆိုင္အသံက ဂရုဏာသံ။ သူ.အသံကိုနားေထာင္ရင္ ပီတိ တမ်ိဴးခံစားရတယ္။ ရိုးသားမွုေတြပါတယ္လို.ထင္တယ္။ က်က္သေရရွိတဲ့ အသံလို.ေျပာလို.ရတယ္။ က်ြန္ေတာ္တို. ရခိုင္က အိမ္မွာ မနက္ေစာေစာ ပရိတ္ေခြဖြင့္ျပီးတာနဲ. နားေထာင္လို.ရတဲ့ သီခ်င္းေတြထဲမွာ စိုင္းထီးဆိုင္သီခ်င္း ၊ ေဟမာေန၀င္းသီခ်င္းေတြပါတယ္။ ေဇာ္၀င္းထြဋ္တို. ေလးျဖူတို. သီခ်င္းေတြကို မဖြင့္ရဘူး။ ေစာေစာစီးစီး ေလးျဖူရဲ. စုန္းမသီခ်င္းသြားနားေထာင္လို. အရိုက္ခံရေသးတယ္။ ကိုထီးရဲ. သီခ်င္းေတြက ဘ၀သီခ်င္းေတြမ်ားတယ္။ Reality နဲ. နီးစပ္တယ္။ Down to Earth ျဖစ္တယ္။ ကိုယ့္လို တိုင္းရင္းသားျဖစ္လုိ. ပိုျပီး သူ.သီခ်င္းေတြကို ခင္တြယ္မိတယ္လို.ထင္တာပဲ။

ပိုက္ဆံေလး သိန္းေလး ငါးဆယ္လက္ထဲမွာ ရွိရင္ ေခြထုတ္လို. ရတဲ့ ဒီခါတ္ၾကီးထဲမွာ အိမ္ျပင္ကို ထြက္လိုက္ရင္ အဆိုေတာ္ ေလး ငါးေယာက္ကို ခလုတ္မတိုက္ပဲနဲ. လမ္းထိပ္ကို မေရာက္ဘူး။ မ်က္ေစာင္းမထိုးလိုက္နဲ. ထိုးလိုက္ရင္း အဆိုေတာ္နဲ. တိုးေနေတာ့တာကိုး။ Rap နဲ. Hip Hop ကိုၾကိုက္ခဲ့ဖူးပါတယ္။ သူတို.လုပ္လို.နားကိုမေထာင္ေတာ့ဘူး အခု။ ဘာျဖစ္လို.မ်ား ghetto soldier ေတြ wannabe nigga ေတြလုပ္ခ်င္ၾကရတာလဲ။ Emo ေတြကိုလည္း ေတာ္ေတာ္မ်က္စိေနာက္လာတယ္။ EMOs are just big losers. က်ြန္ေတာ္က Goth ကိုၾကိုက္တယ္။ ၾကိုက္တာပဲရွိတာ မကိုးကြယ္ဘူး။ အနက္၀တ္လို. Emo လားလုိ.အေမးခံရရင္ ေစာ္ကားတယ္လို. ခံစားရတယ္။ အနက္ကိုခ်စ္တာ ကိုးကြယ္တာ Emo နဲ. ဘာမွမဆိုင္ပါဘူး။ အနက္ကို တကယ္ခ်စ္လို. စဲြစဲြျမဲျမဲ ၀တ္တာ။ ေအာ္.......... ေျပာရင္းေျပာရင္း ဘယ္ေတြေရာက္ကုန္မွန္း မသိေတာ့ဘူး။

ခုေနာက္ပိုင္းဆံုးသြားတဲ့ အနုပညာရွင္ေတြထဲမွာ ေဒြးနဲ. စိုင္းထီးဆိုင္ကိုေတာ္ေတာ္ နွေျမာတယ္။ တတ္နိုင္ ေပၚက္ျပားေလးနဲ. သခိ်ဳင္းကေျမပံုကို ျပန္တူးျပီး ျမန္မာျပည္က အနုပညာေလာက ေခါတ္ပ်က္ေနပံုကို သီ္ခ်င္းစပ္ခိုင္းလိုက္ခ်င္စမ္းတယ္။ တကယ္လုပ္ေနတဲ့ လူေတြကို မဆိုလိုဘူးေနာ္။ ကိုယ့္ဟာကို ပါရမီရွိတယ္လို. ထင္ေနရွာၾကတဲ့ နလပိန္းတံုးမ်ားကိုပဲ ဆိုလိုတာပါ။ ၇ ရက္သားသမီးေတြကို နားဒုကၡေပးရင္ ေသခ်ာေပါက္ ငရဲကိုေရာက္ပါတယ္။ မယံုရင္စမ္းၾကည့္ၾကေပါ့။

POLYTECHNIC APPLICATION PERIOD

ဒီေန. စိတ္ေကာင္းေလး၀င္တုန္း ကုသိုလ္ေကာင္းမွုလုပ္တဲ့အေနနဲ. ပညာဒါနေလး လုပ္မယ္စိတ္ကူးတယ္။ သာဓုေခၚၾကပါ။ Polytechnic ကိုစိတ္၀င္စားျပီး information လုိခ်င္သူမ်ားအတြက္ပါ။ Poly အေၾကာင္းကို ရွင္းတာကေနာက္ အေရးၾကီးတာ အရင္လုပ္ရေအာင္ Application Period ေတြကိုေဖာ္ျuေပးလိုက္ပါတယ္။

Temasek Poly
October 2008 Intake
1st of March to 15th April 2008 (now)
ခ်စ္လွစြာေသာTemasek ေက်င္းေတာ္ၾကီးရဲ. Application Period စေနပါျပီ။ Website ကိုေပးထားပါတယ္။
http://www.tp.edu.sg/home/admissions/adm_exercise/dae_intake.htm
လိုအပ္တဲ့ requirements ေတြကိုၾကည့္လို.ရပါတယ္။
http://www.tp.edu.sg/home/admissions/is.htm requirements
ဒါကေတာ့ Application form ကို download လုပ္လို.ရတဲ့ link ပါ။ International students ေတြအတြက္ Engineering courses ကိုပဲ offer လုပ္ထားတယ္။
http://www.tp.edu.sg/home/admissions/is.htm

Nanyan Poly
April 2008 Intake
November 2007(closed)
ႈIntake တခုပဲရွိတယ္။ လာမဲ့ November က်မွ apply လုပ္ေတာ့ေပါ့။
http://www.nyp.edu.sg/?studentApplicants/internationalstudents_courseapplication1.html

Singapore Poly
September 2008 Intake
May မွ Details ေတြသိရေတာ့မယ္ဆိုေတာ့ လိုအပ္တဲ့စာရြက္စာတမ္းေလးေတြကို အဆင္သင့္လုပ္ထားၾကေတာ့ေပါ့။
http://www.spi.edu.sg/howToApply.htm

Entrance ေျဖရမွာကို မေမ့ပါနဲ.။ Test date ေတြကိုဒီမွာၾကည့္လို. ရတယ္။
http://www.spi.edu.sg/testSchedule.htm
ိ္
Ngee ann Poly
April 2008 Intake
14 December 2007 to 31st Januray 2008( closed)
သူ. Intake ကေတာ့ တခုပဲရွိတယ္။

Republic Poly
April 2009 Intake
1st October 2008 to 14 October 2008
Application Period ကအရမ္းကို တိုတာေတြ.ရပါတယ္။ Entrance exam လဲေျဖရမယ္။ Details ကိုဒီ website မွာၾကည့္လို.ရတယ္။
http://myrp.edu.sg/dae/foreign/

ေနာက္ျပီးေတာ့ tution grant ရွိေသးလားေမးေနသူမ်ားအတြက္ သိရမွာက ရွိပါေသးတယ္။ စိတ္မပူပါနဲ.။ Temasek, Ngee ann နဲ. Singapore Poly ေတြမွာ ေသခ်ေပါက္ရတယ္။
Nanyang ကေတာ့ Merit ကိုၾကည္.မယ္လို.ေျပာပံုေထာက္ေတာ့ အားလံုး ၁၀၀ % ရခ်င္မွရမယ္လို.ထင္တယ္။ ေတာ္တဲ.သူပဲ ရမယ္ဆိုတဲ့သေဘာ (စိတ္မွန္း)။
Republic က course တိုင္းမရေပမဲ့ ဗမာအမ်ားစုၾပိုက္တဲ့ Engineering courses ေတြကရတယ္ဆိုေတာ့ စိတ္ပူစရာမရွိဘူး။

တျားသိခ်င္တာေတြရွိရင္ charcoalkhine@gmail.com ကို ေမးလို.ရပါတယ္။ တတ္နိုင္သေလာက္ေတာ့ေျပာျပရေသးတာေပါ့။

ဆက္စပ္ေတြးေခၚနုိင္စြမ္း

Popping အေၾကာင္းေရးမလို. data စုေနတာၾကာျပီ။ Data ကလည္း စုေလပိုမ်ားေလ ျဖစ္ေနတယ္။ Popping လို.ေျပာလိုက္တာနဲ. Locking ေတြ Droppingေတြ ျပီးေတာ့ Breakdancing ကအစ Underground အဆံုး ေနာက္ဆက္တဲြေပၚတဲ့ Liquid Popping တို. Robot dance တို.ကိုပါ ရွင္းရေတာ့မယ္။ ေတြးရင္း ေတြးရင္း ရင္ေမာလာတာနဲ. ရပ္ျပီးေရေလးေျပးေသာက္ရတယ္။ မျဖစ္ပါဘူး။ Topic ကက်ယ္လြန္းအားၾကီးတယ္။ ေစာတည္းက ဆက္စပ္မေတြးမိရင္ေကာင္းသား။ Popping တခုတည္း အေၾကာင္းကိုရိုးရိုးေလး ေတြးျပီး လုပ္လိုက္ရင္ျပီးတဲ့ဟာကို ဆက္စပ္ျပီးရွည္ရွည္ေ၀းေ၀းေတြ စဥ္းစားလုိက္တာ ေရးခ်င္စိတ္ကုန္သြားတယ္။ အဲဒါေၾကာင့္ တခါတေလ ရိုးရိုးရွင္းရွင္းေလးပဲ စဥ္းစားျပီးလုပ္တာေကာင္းတယ္။ ဟိုးအေ၀းၾကီးကို ၾကည့္ ျပီး ပူပန္ေနလို.ကေတာ့ ဘာမွျဖစ္လာမွာမဟုတ္ဘူး။

ဆက္စပ္ေတြးေတာနိုင္စြမ္းကေတာ့ က်ြန္ေတာ့္မွာအျပည့္ရွိတယ္။ အေမ့ဆီက ရတာေတြေလ။ က်ြန္ေတာ္က အေမတူသမီး။ ဒါေပမဲ့ အေမနဲ.ရုပ္ခ်င္းေလး နည္းနည္းဆင္တာကလဲြလို. အေမလွသလို မလွဘူး။ နူးညံ့သိမ္ေမြ.တဲ့ gene ေတြမရဘူး။ ၀မ္းနည္းတတ္တာ မ်က္ရည္လြယ္တာ။ သနားတတ္တာ ေတြေတာ့တူတယ္။ အေဖ့ဆီက ရတာက စာဖတ္တဲ့၀ါသနာ လို.ေျပာလို.ရတယ္။ ဆိုးတာ မိုက္တာ ကေတာ့ ၾကည့္ရတာ ဟိုဘက္ဒီဘက္ နွစ္မ်ိဴးလုံးက မေကာင္းတဲ့ gene ေတြေပါင္းသြားပံုရတယ္။ တာေတလန္ေအာင္ေတာ့ မမိုက္ေသးဘူးထင္တာပဲ (ကိုယ့္ဟာကိုယ္)။ တခါတေလ ဆို လိမၼာတယ္လို.ေတာင္ ထင္မိသလုိလိုပဲ။ ဟီးဟီး။ တာေတလန္လုလန္ခင္နီးပါး (အမွန္ကေတာ့ လန္ကိုလန္တာ) ဆိုးတဲ့ ညီမတေယာက္ရွိေတာ့ သူနဲ.ယွဥ္ျပီး က်ြန္ေတာ္ကလူလိမၼာၾကီးလုပ္ရတယ္ အိမ္မွာဆိုရင္။

အဓိကေျပာခ်င္တဲ့ အေၾကာင္းေတာင္ေမ့သြားျပီ။ ေအာ္ ဆက္စပ္ေတြးေခၚမွုအၾကာင္း။ ဆက္စပ္ေတြးတတ္တဲ့ (စိတ္မွန္းေလးနဲ.) ေနရာမွာ အေမ့တို. ညီအစ္မ တေတြကို မီတဲ့လူ ခပ္ရွားရွားေနမွာပါ။ တေန.ေပါ့ အေမနဲ. အေဒၚနဲ. TV ထိုင္ၾကည့္ေနၾကတယ္။ က်ြန္ေတာ္ကေတာ့ လူလိမၼာၾကီးလုပ္ျပီး TV ေရွ.မွာစာအုပ္တအုပ္နဲ. ၾကည့္လိုက္ က်က္လိုက္ လုပ္ေနတာ။ ျပေနတာက ကိုးရီးယားကား။ ေခါတ္ကားေပါ့။ ေမ.သြားပါျပီ မင္းသားမင္းသမီးေတြ။ အေမတို.က အခါးရည္ေလးေသာက္လိုက္ လဖက္သုပ္ေလးစားလိုက္နဲ. စကားေျပာေနၾကတယ္။ က်ြန္ေတာ္က တျခား channel တစ္ခုကိုေျပာင္းျပီးဖြင့္လိုက္ေကာ။ သူတို.နွစ္ေယာက္လံုးက စကားမ်ားေနေတာ့ မသိလိုက္ဘူး။ လာေနတဲ့ကားက တရုတ္ကား ေခါတ္ေဟာင္းကားၾကီး။ ေလေတြ မိုးေတြ မုန္တိုင္းေတြက်ျပီးေတာ့ ျမစ္ထဲမွာေပါ့။ TV ျပန္ၾကည့္ေတာ့ သူတို.နွစ္ေယာက္လံုးနည္းနည္းေတာ့ လည္သြားတယ္။ ခဏေနက်ေတာ့မွ အေမကေျပာတယ္။ ဟဲ့ အဲဒါေနာက္ေၾကာင္းျပန္ေနတာတဲ့။ အေဒၚကလည္း ဟုတ္တယ္ ဟုတ္တယ္တဲ့။ ဒီေကာင္မေလးက ဟိုမင္းသမီးရဲ. အေမငယ္ငယ္တုန္းကေလတဲ့။ ဟိုကေလးေလးက မင္းသမီးေလ။ ေအာ္ ဒီလိုကိုး ဆိုျပီးေတာ့ ဆက္စပ္ေတြးေတာသြားလိုက္တာ ထြက္လာတဲ့ ဇာတ္လမ္းက နဂို original ထက္မညံ့ပါဘူး။ က်ြန္ေတာ္မွာ ရယ္လိုက္ရတာ ေျပာမေနနဲ.။

popping ကေန ဘယ္ေတြေရာက္ကုန္မွန္းေတာင္မသိေတာ့ဘူး။ ေနာင္အားမွပဲ ေအးေအးေဆးေဆး ေရးေတာ့မယ္။

က်ြန္ေတာ္ၾကိူက္တဲ့ movie website မ်ား

က်ြန္ေတာ္ကရုပ္ရွင္ၾကည့္တာ ၀ါသနာပါတယ္။ က်ြန္ေတာ့္အလုပ္က တပါတ္ကို အနဲဆံုး ၃ ရက္ေလာက္နားရတာ ဆိုေတာ့ ခိုင္တို.ကအခ်ိ္န္သူေဌးျဖစ္ေနတယ္။ ဒီေတာ့ online ကရုပ္ရွင္ေတြ အမ်ားၾကီးၾကည့္ျဖစ္တယ္ ဆိုပါေတာ့။ ဗမာကားသိပ္မၾကည့္ျဖစ္ဘူး။ က်န္တာအကုန္ၾကည့္တယ္။ ဘာရယ္လို.ဟုတ္ပါဘူး။ ၾကိုက္တဲ့သူရွိရင္ သြားၾကည့္လို.ရေအာင္ link ေလးေပးမလို.။

English movies ေကာင္းေကာင္းေတြရွိတာက http://movie6.net/movie-/
အဲဒီ link ကခုေလာေလာလတ္လတ္ ထြက္တဲ့ကားေတြအကုန္ရွိတယ္။ movie ေတြရဲ. resolution ကေတာ့ ဒီေလာက္မေကာင္းဘူး။ အသစ္ထြက္တဲ့ ကားေကာင္းေတြခ်ည္းပဲ စုထားတာ။

Chinese, Korea Japan movies ေတြေကာင္းတာက crunchyroll မွာ။ ေတာ္ေတာ္စံုတယ္။
http://www.crunchyroll.com/drama
Index နဲ.ရွာရလြယ္ေအာင္လုပ္ေပးထားတယ္။ loading လုပ္တာလည္း ျမန္တယ္။ ဇာတ္ကားေတာ္ေတာ္မ်ားမ်ားက quality ေကာင္းတယ္။ က်ြန္ေတာ့္ favorite ကားေတြကေတာ့

1. My wife is a gangster
2. Into the mirror
3. Shaolin Soccer
4. Ringu
5.Naked ambition

တျခားေကာင္းတဲ့ Horror movie ကားေတြ အမ်ားၾကီးရွိေသးတယ္။ က်ြန္ေတာ္က Drama ဆိုရင္သိပ္မၾကည့္ခ်င္ဘူး။ ငိုရလို.။ အထူးသျဖင့္ မိဘမိတၱာအေၾကာင္းတို.၊ ေမာင္နွမ အေၾကာင္းတို.ဆိုရင္ အရမ္းကိုငိုခ်င္တာ။ My fragile little heart and weak soul just cant take the sad endding story. ဒါေၾကာင့္ ကိုယ့္အေၾကာင္းကိုယ္သိ Horrorတို. Action တို. Comedy တို.ပဲၾကည့္တာ။ အေမနဲ.တူတာေလ မ်က္ရည္လြယ္တာက။ ငယ္ငယ္တုန္းက မွုန္ေရႊရည္ သြားၾကည့္တယ္ အေမနဲ.။ က်ြန္ေတာ့္ မွာ၀မ္းနည္း လြန္းလို. ၀တ္လာတဲ့ ထမီေတာင္ ခၽြတ္ျပီးမ်က္ရည္သုတ္ရတဲ့ ဘ၀ေရာက္သြားတယ္ (ကေလးပဲရွိေသးတာေနာ္)။ အေမကလုသုတ္လိုက္ သမီးကလုသုတ္လိုက္နဲ. လုပ္လိုက္ၾကတာ ထမီက နွစ္ျခမ္းျပဲေရာ။ ျဖစ္ပံုျ ဖစ္ပံု။ ဒါေၾကာင့္ Drama ဆိုမၾကည့္ဘူး။

တျခားေကာင္းတဲ့ website တခုက http://aznv.tv/en/
resolution အေကာင္းဆံုးပဲ။ တကယ့္ TV ၾကည့္ရသလိုပဲ။ သူက download အရင္လုပ္ရေသးတယ္။ ျပီးရင္ေတာ့ right click လုပ္ျပီး save as လုပ္လိုက္ရုံပဲ။ loading ကစကၠန္.ပိုင္းပဲၾကာတယ္။ ေတာ္ေတာ္မိုက္တယ္။ သူကက်ေတာ. series ေတြမ်ားတယ္။ crunchyroll ကတကားခ်င္းေတြမ်ားတယ္။ ဒီ website နဲ.ၾကည့္ရတာအရမ္း စိတ္ခ်မ္းသာတယ္။

တျခားၾကည့္လို.ေကာင္းတဲ့ website ေတြအမ်ားၾကီးရွိအံုးမွာပါ။ ဒါေတြက ကိုယ္တိုင္သံုးျပီးမွၾကိုက္လို. recommend ေပးတာ။ ဒီထက္ေကာင္းတဲ့ website ေတြရွိရင္ အသိေပးၾကပါအံုး။

သမီးမိုက္

အလုပ္ေတြမ်ားေနလို. အသစ္မတင္ျဖစ္ဘူး။ ဒီတစ္ရက္နွစ္ရက္ကေနလို.ထိုင္လို.ေကာင္းေနတယ္။ အေမနဲ.အေဖကို webcam မွာေတြ.လိုက္ရလို.ေတာ္ေတာ္၀မ္းသာသြားတယ္။ ေတာ္ေတာ္္၀မ္းသာတာမဟုတ္ဘူး။ အတင္းကို၀မ္းသာတာ။ အေမကမ်က္ရည္က်တယ္။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္လည္းက်တာေပါ့။ ဘာသားနဲ. ထုထားတာမို.လို.လဲ။ အေမတို.က နယ္မွာဆိုေတာ့ Internet သံုးလို.ရတာမဟုတ္ဘူး။ တခါတေလ ရန္ကုန္လာမွ ေတြ.ရတာ။ အေဖ့ကိုဆို မ်က္နွာမျမင္ရတာ တနွစ္ေက်ာ္ျပီ။ Oversea မွာေနရတာ မမိုက္ပါဘူး။ တခါတေလ ဆားနဲ.ပဲစားရစားရ( ေျပာတာပါ။ အတိႆယ၀ုတၱိ အလကၤာေလးေပါ့။) မိသားစွနဲ.အတူတူေနခ်င္စိတ္ေတြေပါက္မိတယ္။ အခုမွ အရင္အတူတူေနတုန္းက အခ်ိန္ေတြကိုတန္ဖိုးထားရေကာင္းမွန္းသိလာတယ္။


ကၽြန္ေတာ္ကေတာ္ေတာ္မလိမၼာတဲ.သမီးထဲမွာပါတယ္။ ဒီအသက္အရြယ္အထိ မိဘေတြကို ေကာ္ဖီေလးေတာင္ေဖ်ာ္မတိုက္ဖူးဘူး။ ျပန္လည္းေျပာတယ္။ လိမ္သလားလဲ မေမးနဲ.။ ပိုက္ဆံေတြလည္းခိုးခဲ့တယ္။ ေက်ာင္းသြားတယ္ ေက်ာင္းသြားတယ္ ဆိုျပီး သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြနဲ. ဖဲသြားသြားရိုက္လိုက္၊ ဆိုင္ကယ္တစီးနဲ.မႏၱေလး တခြင္ျပဲျပဲစင္ေအာင္ ေလွ်ာက္သြားျပီး အေလလုိက္လိုက္နဲ. ကူေဖာ္ေလာင္ဖက္မျဖစ္ခဲ့တဲ့သမီး၊ အခ်ိန္တန္လည္း အိမ္ျပန္မေရာက္တဲ့သမီး။ ေယာေက္်ားလိုလို မိန္းမလိုလိုနဲ. လူမိုက္လုပ္ခဲ.တဲ.သမီး။ ဆိုးခဲ့ မိုက္ခဲ့ မိဘကိုဒုကၡေပးတဲ့ သမီး။ ခွအဲဒီအခ်ိန္ေတြျပန္ေပးမယ္ဆိုရင္ တန္ဖိုးထားျပီး ေကာင္းေကာင္းမြန္မြန္ ျဖစ္ေအာင္ ေနခ်င္ပါေသးတယ္။

အေမမ်က္ရည္က်တာျမင္ေတာ့ စိတ္ထဲမွာမေကာင္းဘူး။ အသိတခုကလည္း ၀င္လာတယ္။ အေမ လြမ္းရက်ိဳးနပ္တဲ့ သမီျဖစ္ေအာင္ ၾကိုးစားရအံုးမယ္လို.။

ေခါင္းမာတယ္လို.ေစာတည္းကမေျပာဘူးလား ???

အားရ၀မ္းသာ ဗမာလိုေရးအျပီးမွာ ျပန္ၾကားရတာကေတာ့ မဆိုးပါဘူးတဲ့။ ဆက္ျပီးေတာ့ၾကိုးစားလိုက္ပါအံုးတဲ့။ အမေလး အရပ္ကတို.ေရ ေကာင္းတယ္ဆိုလို.ေကာ ဆက္ေရးမယ္မ်ား မွတ္သလား? မေကာင္းဘူးဆိုရင္ေကာ မေရးပဲေနမယ္ မွတ္သလား? ေရးခ်င္စိတ္ရွိေနလို.ကေတာ့ သိၾကားမင္းေတာင္ ဆင္းတားလို.ေတာင္ မရဘူးမွတ္။

ဒီblog က self entartainment သတ္သတ္အတြက္ပါလို.ေျပာျပီးသား။ တခ်ိဳ.ကေျပာတယ္။ ဗမာျပည္ အေၾကာင္းလည္း မပါဘူး၊ နိုင္ငံေရးလည္း မပါဘူးတဲ့။ အင္းစိန္ကုိမသြားခ်င္ဘူးလို. အရပ္ကတို.ကို ေျပာဖူးပါတယ္။ ၀င္မပါခ်င္ဘူး။ Blog content ေတြနဲ.ပတ္သက္ရင္ေတာ့ Music နဲ. dancing ကိုၾကိုက္လို. အဲဒီဘက္ပဲ အေလးေပးျပီး လုပ္သြားမယ္လို. စိတ္ကူးထားတယ္။ ၀ါသနာပါတာေလးကုိပဲလုပ္ခ်င္လို.ပါ။ ဖတ္တာ မဖတ္တာကေတာ့ အရပ္ကတို.သေဘာေပါ့။ Educational purpose နဲ.လုပ္တဲ့ blog မဟုတ္ပါဘူး။ Education လုပ္ဖို.လည္းအရည္အခ်င္း မရွိေသးဘူး။ သိတာေလးေတြကို ေ၀မွ်ေပးတဲ့သေဘာပါ။ ေရးခ်င္တာ ေရးစရာရွိတာကို ဆက္ေရးသြားမွာပဲ။

ဗမာျပည္အေၾကာင္းကို ေရးေနတဲ့ နာမည္ၾကီး blog အေထာင္အေသာင္း ရွိပါ့။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္က ဗမာျပည္မွာမဟုတ္ေတာ့ ဟိုကသတင္းေတြ ဘယ္လိုလုပ္ ဦးဦးဖ်ားဖ်ား ရနိုင္ပါ့မလဲ။ ဒီေတာ့ သူမ်ား blog ေတြကပဲအျမဲတမ္းကူးခ်ေနရမွာေပါ့။ အဲဒါေၾကာင့္ အဓိကပါတယ္။

ရွင္းျပေနလည္း ေမာရုံပဲရွိမယ္။ ဒီေတာ့ အပင္ပန္းခံမယ့္အစား စိုင္းစိုင္းခမ္းလိႈင္ ဟသာၤတမွာ ရႈိးဆိုတုန္း စင္ျပိူက်တဲ့ video ကုိသြားၾကည့္ျပီး ရီလိုက္ဦးမယ္။

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1s1S8I9Uzw

အဲဒီမွာၾကည့္လို.ရတယ္။ That is halirious. LOLLLLLz

DANCEHALL

Dancehall is a type of Jamaican popular music which developed in the late 1970s, with exponents such as Yellowman and Shabba Ranks. It is also known as bashment.

The style is characterized by a deejay singing and toasting (or rapping) over raw and danceable music riddims. The rhythm in dancehall is much faster than in reggae, sometimes with drum machines replacing acoustic sets. In the early years of dancehall, some found its lyrics crude or "slack", particularly because of its sexual tones, popular among youths in Jamaica.

ဘိုလိုေတြမွုတ္လိုက္လို.အထင္မၾကီးနဲ.ဦး။ စြယ္စံုက်မ္းက ကူးခ်ထားတာ။ ဟီးဟီး။
ဒါေပမယ့္ေတာ္ေတာ္ dancehall ကိုၾကိုက္ပါတယ္။ ျမန္မာမ်က္စိနဲ.ၾကည့္ရင္ေတာ့ နဲနဲရိုင္းတယ္ထင္မွာေပါ့။ ဆိုတဲ့သီခ်င္းစာသားေတြကလည္း နဲနဲ raw ျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ အက ကလည္း နဲနဲ animalistic ျဖစ္တယ္။ ကြ်န္ေတာ္က ကျပီေဟ့ဆိုရင္ စိ္တ္လြတ္ကိုယ္လြတ္ ကတာမႃိးုမွ သေဘာက်တယ္။ တမင္မလွ လွေအာင္လုပ္ကတာမႃိးကို မၾကိုက္ဘူး။ ဒါေၾကာင့္ဒီအကကိုၾကိုက္တာ။ ဒီအက က Jamaican base အက။ Black girls ေတြကမွ လွတယ္၊ ၾကည့္လို.ေကာင္းတယ္။ အကထဲမွာ Ballroom ရယ္ Contemporary ရယ္ကလဲြရင္ အျဖဴမေတြကလို. ဘယ္လိုမွၾကည့္မေကာင္းဘူး။ Black girls rule the dance floor. Other have to kneel down and hands up once they start to dance.

Original Dancehall ကဒီေလာက္မဆိုးပါဘူး။ ခုေနာက္ပိုင္းအကေတြကို အဆန္းထြင္ရင္းနဲ.Dancehall ကေန stripper dance လိုလို ဘာလုိလိုေတြျဖစ္ကုန္ၾကတယ္။ သူ.ရဲ.လူသိမ်ားတဲ့ singnature ကကြက္ ကေတာ့ dirty wine လို.ေခၚတယ္။ ေတာ္ေတာ္ေခါင္းမူးမယ့္ အကပါ။ ass slap ဆိုိတာလည္း ရွိလိုက္ေသးတယ္။ တခ်ိူ.ကလည္း stripper dance ေတြနဲ.မွားတတ္ၾကလို. Dancehall သန္.သန္.ေလးကတဲ့ Dancehall Queen "Angel" ရဲ.အက ကိုပဲထည့္ေပးထားတယ္။



0.50 second မွာသူကတဲ့အက က dirty wine ေပါ့။ Frog back ေတြ tic toc ေတြလည္း လုပ္သြားေသးတယ္။ သူက ၂၀၀၆ ရဲ. Dancehall Queen ပါ။

SEX TAPES?? NO, NOT AGAIN!!!

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ရတနာပံု

မႏၱေလး ရတနာပံုေစ်း မီးေလာင္သြားလို့တဲ့။ How the hell on earth could this happen? ယံုေတာင္မယံုဘူး။ ေတာ္ေတာ္စိတ္မေကာင္းၿဖစ္မိတယ္။ မႏၱေလးနဲ့ပတ္သတ္သမွ်memory ေတြကိုစဥ္းစားလိုက္ရင္ ရတနာပံုေစ်း ကထိတ္ဆံုးကပါတယ္။ ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို့အိမ္က ၂၆ ဘီလမ္းနဲ့ ၆၆-၆၈လမ္းဆုံမွာဆိုေတာ့ ေစ်းခ်ိဳထက္စာရင္ ရတနာပံုေစ်းနဲ့ပိုနီးတယ္။ မႏၱေလးမွာ ရတနာပံုေစ်းက ေစ်းအခ်ိဳဆုံးအစုံဆုံးပဲ။ ေက်ာင္းတက္ေတာ့လဲအဲဒီမွာပဲ။ ကြ်န္ေတာ္ကေတာ့မိုးလင္းရင္ဆိုင္ကယ္ေလးဖင္ၾကားညပ္ပီးအိမ္က ထြက္လာလိုက္တာပဲ။ ဘယ္ကိုသြားမလဲဆိုတာကိုလမ္းေရာက္မွစဥ္းစားတယ္။ ၁၀ေခါက္ မွာ ၇ေခါက္ကေတာ့ရတနာပံုေစ်းကိုပဲေရာက္တာမ်ားတယ္။ နီးတာကိုး။ အားအားယားယားနဲအ၀တ္အစားေတြသြားငမ္းတာေပါ့။ Skywalk Shopping Mall ကိုေတာင္မေရာက္ဖူးလိုက္ဘူး။ ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို့ သူငယ္ခ်င္း၆ေယာက္တပတ္မွာ ၆ ရက္ေလာက္သြားေလ့ရွိတဲ့ေနရာေလး ခုေတာ့သြားရွာၿပီေပါ့။ ဇာနည္မတို့ဆိုင္ခန္းလဲသြားၿပီထင္ပ။

ဒီစာတစ္ပိုဒ္ကို ၁နာရီတိတိထိုင္ေရးရတယ္ဆိုရင္ blogger ကိုကို မမ ေတြရီၾကမလားမသိဘူး။ ေတာ္ေတာ္ေလးကိုပင္ပန္းပါတယ္။ myanmar font နဲ့ typing မကၽြမ္းက်င္လို့။ typeယင္းtypeယင္းနဲ့ေသာက္ျမင္ကတ္လာလို့ english လိုပဲဆက္typeေတာ့မယ္။

The sweet memory of madalay is still lingering around me. Yadanar pont zay, Fayar Gyee, Pharmacy School, No 8 Police Station and 26 B road. I was having such a great time in mandalay with my friends. I will cheish those moments of joy till I die. Now that one of my favorite hang-out spot in madalay has gone. But the momery of it inside me will always be alive with me.

BYE BYE YADANAR PONE MARKET YAY,
REST IN PEACE.

with love
ခိုင္ khine

NO SENSE OF MYANMAR?

One of my friends told me last night that my blog has no sense of Myanmar. As much as I want to write about Myanmar, I dont want to get implicated with political issues.

YES, I AM A COWARD AND I STILL WANT TO GO BACK TO MYANMAR, NOT TO INN SEIN JAIL. GET THAT??

So my coward ass and my self-possessed monster inside me decided to stick to write a blog about the fun things for self entertaining purpose.

But I still want to announce the whole wild world proudly about my race, rakhine or arkanese. I am proud to be an arkanese , rakhine tha ma. That is the heritage that I want to pass down till many of my generation. In my opinion, it is very important for a race to keep the heritage and the culture active and alive . I strongly discourage people to have cross racial or cultural marriage. I am not trying to be a racist here for god sake. Anyway, I better stop my rubbish.


here is my favorite arkanese singer 'Win Ko Khine' singing at National Day.

LONG LAST ARKAN!!

READY TO LAUGH?

It has been a few days since I posted my last entry. Thanks for the inquiries and mails asking for a new post. I was wondering who's gonna read my shitty blog. But more than one fifth of the world is full of netting idiots, i forgot. So I wont worry in the future. Anyway, thank you ( yes, m telling u, u dumbass) for viewing my blog and for all the mails coming in.

Have anyone ever heard of a ventroloquist ( I mean, mm ppl). Well, it's almost the same as yote thay and the only difference is the person who handles the toys have to speak out in a different tone ( like a different person) without opening his mouth. That does need an extreme talent cuz one has to create a very normal voice in a very small space of his mouth. He cant show the audience that he is speaking or singing. So it is a much more difficult thing to do than mm yote thay.

They are almost out of the mainstream once in the early 90s(correct me if I'm wrong). And this very talented amazing ventriloquist, Jeff Dunham brought it back to the main stream. He is one of the most amazing comedian I ve ever seen. I love almost all of his characters like Jose, peanut, Walter, and sweet daddy D. Below is my most favorite video clips that I always watch when I am feeling down.

If you are not laughing watching at it, the possibilities are
1. you dont know English at all
2. you have no sense of humor (pathetic, i ll say)
3. you are such a dumb ass ( pleas go and bang ur head to the wall)


Jeff and Peanut






Jeff and Sweet Daddy D



Jeff, Peanut and Jose


The last one will be his masterpiece in my opinion. Provided that he is talking alone with 3 different voices, he did an amazing job. Love u and ur stick, Jose. haha.

BELLY DANCING!! YAYYYYYYYYYY!!

I love belly dancing althou I am not gifted with any kind of dance move. Seriously, whenever I tried to dance with shakira "ojos asi', I end up with tummy ache because my tummy is full of effing shit inside. I really admire people who can dance. Dancing beautifully is something that I have to live without.

I was surfing the net as usual in the evening, and I, by luck, found this amazing belly dancer 'Sadie'. God gives her a nice butt to move. And to my surprise, her body is not one of those perfect slim body and a bit of belly fat makes her move even more exotic. IT IS FAT THAT MAKES HER DANCE BEAUTIFUL!! DAMN IT!! Not muscles cuz six pics muscle could not freaking move. I can imagine people will bleed to death once I start belly dancing since I have a lot more fat than her. LOLLLLLLLL!!!!

Anyway, check the vid vid and enjoy!!




Cool huh????? Oh I so love it. But hold on cuz I have one big surprise for you. Ever heard of male belly dancer? And guess what? He dances even more better than female belly dancers. Yes, he is god damn homo. of cuz. What are you expecting from a male belly dancer? But it is really entertaining to see him dancing. I was shocked (not in a bad way) and laugh my ass off watching this.

BROKEBACK HOT STEAMY KISS SCENE

In rememberence of Heath Ledger, I post this hot steamy kissing scene from brokeback mountain. Everytime I watch this movie, I cry. Now there is one more reason to have a good cry watching it cuz he is not with us anymore. This is the most romantic movie I have ever seen in my life. I usually cried for my sweet darling, Jake. It is now time for me to cry for Heath. RIP Heath. Wait for me there to be one of my 500 angels in heaven.



LOVE U JAKE. R.I.P HEATH.

ROLL IT

This is my kinda song. I am so into this song at the moment that I repeat it every 5mins and listen at least 30 times a day.

Shontell ( who?), Rihhana, J status : Roll it. It rules. It is soooooooooooooo good to dance. The dancers are really good, I ll say. White girls have to kneel down and pay respect when black girls start to dance. It needs an attitude, a thick nice body and a big booty to dance like this.

INTRODUCTION !!!

SELF INTRODUCTION


IF I HAVE TO DESCRIBE MYSELF WITH ONLY ONE WORD: SELFISH

BAD STUFFS: SELF-CONSCIOUS, STUBBORN, INSANE, BITCHY, HOSTILE, NOSEY, LOUD MOUTH, NERDY, SARCASTIC, EGOISTIC, NARCISSISTIC, SELF-INDULGENT, MERCILESS (not always thou), LAME JOKER (sometimes), UGLY 6 DAYS A WEEK,


GOOD STUFFS: ummmmmmmmmmmm, HONEST(limited capacity), BUBBLY, CHEERFUL (in a good mood), FUNNY, HILARIOUS at times, A GOOD JOKE CRACKER, KIND(Terms and condition applied), PRETTY FOR ONCE A WEEK

OTHER STUFFS:

I hate mondays and sundays(cuz next day will be Monday).

The higher I go up, the more I want to jump down.

The more U run after me, the more I want to run away from u.

The more U treat me well, the more I become suspicious of u.

The sweeter u talk, the more I scared of u.

My trust for people is put together with tooth picks and match sticks.

I want to take off my clothes and show u how many wounds I have in my back from backstabbing.

I only think till tomorrow lunch. Thinking too much will make your hair goes grey. :P

Sometimes, I tend to think with my butt. ha ha........

I have a wrong common sense. So If I think I should go to left, I turn right.

I have a brain in my chest and a heart in my head. :P That makes whatever I do, wrong.


When I am sick, I drink more, I eat more and I party more cuz in case I die, I don't have to regret dying without doing what I want to do.

I am too good at pretending to be hot. :D

I like to draw a little bit of attention like every other girls cuz I am not abnormal.

I am an engineering assistant and still learning what is the difference between spanner, plyer and screw driver.

Sometimes, I am too honest that I become a dumbass.